Summary of all Weapons in this game:

• 1911 Custom:For a first weapon, not bad. Decent damage, semi-auto fire...
• Beretta 92FS:Worthless.
• Walther:Excellent semi-auto fire. Good, for a pistol.
• S&W .500 Magnum:Most powerful pistol, however, it has a high recoil.
• Bizon SMG:Large clip makes up for weak damage and sluggish firing rate.
• Thompson SMG:High fire rate, decent damage. Overall, quite good.
• VP-70:Burst fire is nice. Best used on Stinky Beans.
• CZ-75:Probably the best pistol there is. Full auto fire, high damage...IF ONLY THE CLIPS WERE BIGGER!
• SPAS-12:Generic pump shotgun
• Double Barrel 12-Gauge:SPAS-12 on steroids, however, low clip size makes it tough to use.
• Jack Hammer:Fully auto shotgun. Need I say more?
• Gyrojet:Pwnage. Sucks its only in stinky bean and super survival.
• Grenade Launcher:I dont know much about this. Grenades dont explode on contact W/ enemy, though.

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